I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi T-Shirt
I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi T-Shirt
I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi T-Shirt
I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_0852W_ALIBI
Product Description
Product Description
Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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Let customers speak for us
You need a T for beer. My suggestion - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".
Everywhere I went with the shirt on people were laughing and saying that’s a great T-shirt
I have probably 300+ RTK shirts and this is one of my favorites.
Looks just like the picture; true size.
Loved it and gave it to my spine surgeon. He is the best. I am sure he saw me humor in lt.
Great tee shirt! Nice fabrication, printed nicely, fits great, quick delivery.
As an engineering sciences grad, I love this kind of humour (UK spelling). Makes people smile!
Bought this to rile up the MAGAs. Haven't worn it yet, but soon :)
Too many good choices. I always enjoy my Roadkill tees. I wear them to the gym and other places where I have a good chance of offending someone.
Funny shirt
Love the humour (UK spelling!). The fabric I c is great as t too
Very funny
I enjoy some of the more "in your face" designs that I've gotten here over the years, and this one gives me a lot of enjoyment when I see the reactions from people seeing it
Funny tee shirt wears well
I'm often accused of having a weird sense of humour. As a retired Electronic/Software engineer, the "Find X" graphic suits me down to the ground. An Industrial Chemist friend has just laughed at it, so it's not just me!
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).