Are you known for your razor-sharp wit and sarcastic comebacks? Our "I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon" shirt is the perfect way to express your humorous yet nonviolent nature.
Crafted with care, this sarcastic t-shirt combines comfort and style. Made from premium quality materials, it ensures a soft and cozy fit, allowing you to showcase your sarcastic personality with ease.
The bold statement "I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon" printed on the front of the shirt captures the essence of your witty demeanor. It's a lighthearted reminder that while you may have a knack for sarcasm, you choose to use words instead of fists to express your thoughts and observations.
Our collection of sarcastic t-shirts is designed for individuals who appreciate the power of humor as a means of communication. Stand out from the crowd and let your cleverness shine with this unique shirt that showcases your witty nature.
Embrace your sarcastic side and let the world know that you choose words over violence with our "I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon" shirt. It's the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe and make a statement without throwing a punch.
At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.