I'm Not An Asshole I've Gone Way Past That By Now
I'm Not An Asshole I've Gone Way Past That By Now
I'm Not An Asshole I've Gone Way Past That By Now
I'm Not An Asshole I've Gone Way Past That By Now
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
Size Charts
About T-Shirt Design
Product Description: Funny T-shirt Collection - Made in 1959, All Original Parts
Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your ultimate destination for laughter-infused fashion! Introducing our exclusive Funny T-shirt Collection, designed especially for those who proudly embrace the timeless charm of 1959. If you were born in this iconic year, our "Made in 1959, All Original Parts" T-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.
Product Highlights:
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Unmatched Quality: We understand that comfort and durability are paramount when it comes to your favorite tees. That's why our "Made in 1959, All Original Parts" T-shirt is expertly crafted with premium materials, ensuring you enjoy a cozy fit that stands the test of time.
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Nostalgic Design: Step back in time with our vintage-inspired design, celebrating the essence of 1959 in a humorous and charming way. The witty slogan on the front is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles to everyone's faces.
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Express Your Humor: Embrace your unique sense of humor and wear it proudly on your sleeve – or in this case, on your chest! Our T-shirt allows you to showcase your wit and playful spirit, making it a perfect icebreaker for social gatherings.
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Thoughtful Gift Idea: Searching for the perfect gift for someone born in 1959? Look no further! Our "Made in 1959, All Original Parts" T-shirt is a thoughtful and delightful present that will be cherished on birthdays, anniversaries, or any special occasion.
Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?
At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in curating a collection of unique and hilarious apparel that adds a dose of humor to your everyday life. When you choose our "Made in 1959, All Original Parts" T-shirt, you can expect:
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Original Designs: We believe in being one-of-a-kind, just like our customers. Our T-shirts feature original designs that let you express your personality with a touch of nostalgia.
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Premium Comfort: Comfort is at the core of our products. Each T-shirt is carefully selected for its softness and comfort, ensuring you feel great while looking fantastic.
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Secure Shopping: Your satisfaction and safety are our top priorities. Enjoy a seamless and secure shopping experience on our website, knowing your personal information is protected.
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Exceptional Customer Support: We're here for you! Our dedicated customer support team is ready to assist you with any questions or concerns, providing top-notch service every step of the way.
Unleash your inner comedian and showcase your pride in being "Made in 1959, All Original Parts" with this captivating Funny T-shirt. Join the RoadKill T Shirts family today and let the world witness your humor and style in a way that's truly unique!
Note: For the perfect fit, please refer to our size chart before placing your order.
Let customers speak for us
Good quality, great fit!
I love all of the t-shirts I have purchased from
Roadkill.
Nice shirt
I love all of your t-shirts. I like to bring a smile
to people’s faces, and your t-shirts do the trick. I have more than 100 shirts I have bought over the years from you guys.
An awesome shirt.
Great material, fits right!!
This is the fourth time I have purchased tee shirts from Road Kill Tee Shirts and have been very happy with our dealings, Well packed and tracking details so I tracked my parcel from USA to Willaston South Australia, No worries at all !
Perfect for the 4th of July to celebrate our countries 250th bday!!
Great quality shirts. Looks and fits great.
I love all my RTK shirts. The quality of the shirts, the printing and most of all the price. I probably have close to 300 shirts.
MagicMike
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).