I'm Not Clumsy It's Just The Floor Hates Me, The Tables And Chairs Are Bullies
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_0743W_CLUMSY_HATES
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Introducing our hilarious "I'm Not Clumsy, It's Just The Floor Hates Me" T-shirt from RoadkillTshirts.com! If you've ever felt like the world is conspiring against you, this shirt perfectly captures that sentiment. Made with premium quality materials, this tee offers both comfort and style. Its witty design showcases your ability to laugh at life's little mishaps. Whether you're dealing with slippery floors or pesky tables and chairs, this shirt lets you wear your resilience with pride. Available in various sizes, this T-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh and wants to make a statement. Get yours today and show the world that you won't let life's bullies bring you down!
Let customers speak for us
Great quality, great selection. Shirts arrived in a timely manner. Fit is spot on. Will DEFINITELY buy more in the future and refer others to you. Keep up the good work! Cannot wait to see what new designs you come up with? If you are hiring, please let me know!
great shirts at fair prices
Nice stuff and great people
I love my road kill tee shirts
great shirts and if you have a problem, they quick to make it right. highly recommend
Funny.
The gray color is especially soft.
I have gotten many laughs from it. I also have a suggestion for a t-shirt.
DYSLEXICS
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UNTIE
Shirts are great quality. Had a problem with my order - contacted customer service - responsive and went above and beyond my expectations
Great . Corrected my mistake.
Always good quality products. Fast delivery, even to Australia.
Great service, great shirt and came pretty quick.
Bought here before. For the quality of just the shirt is worth buying, even without the 5 star customer service
I've been ordering from RK for over 10 years and I can still wear some of the first ones I bought. High quality, generous measurements (I'm tall and a tad round) that don't shrink. The best I've found.
Roadkill T shirts never disappoint.
