Welcome to our online store, your destination for hilarious and stylish Funny T-Shirts. Introducing our newest addition, the "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It" shirt, designed to bring laughter and showcase your unique sense of humor.
If you're a master of lazy efficiency and believe in the power of prioritization, this shirt is a perfect match for your personality. With its clever design and catchy slogan, "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It," it's sure to resonate with individuals who appreciate wit and a touch of laziness.
Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, our "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It" shirt is made from premium-quality materials, ensuring both comfort and durability. Whether you're running errands or enjoying a leisurely day at home, this shirt provides a relaxed and comfortable fit that will keep you at ease throughout the day.
The "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It" shirt not only adds a dose of humor to your wardrobe but also serves as an excellent conversation starter. Wear it proudly and watch as others chuckle and relate to the ingenious notion of minimizing effort. It's a fantastic ice-breaker, allowing you to connect with like-minded individuals who appreciate the lighter side of life.
Available in a range of sizes, our "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It" shirt caters to various body types and style preferences. It also makes for an ideal gift for friends, family, or colleagues who share your sense of humor and love for Funny T-Shirts.
Don't settle for mundane fashion when you can proudly display your affinity for humor and the art of laziness. Embrace the charm of the "Lazy Rule #1 Can't Reach It Dont Need It" shirt and let the world know that sometimes, the things beyond our reach simply don't matter. Order yours today and join the league of those who appreciate the beauty of prioritization and a good laugh.
At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.