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Introducing our humorous and intriguing "I'm The Quiet Neighbor With The Big Freezer" Funny T-Shirt! If you enjoy being the mysterious one in the neighborhood and have a sense of humor that stands out, this shirt is the perfect way to make a statement.

Crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, our Funny T-Shirt offers a comfortable and stylish fit. The clever message on the shirt playfully suggests that you're the neighbor with a secret, intriguing others with thoughts of what you might have hidden away in that big freezer.

At our online store, we pride ourselves on providing a wide range of Funny T-Shirts that are sure to capture attention and spark conversations. The "I'm The Quiet Neighbor With The Big Freezer" Shirt is just one of the many captivating designs available. Whether you're running errands or simply enjoying life, this shirt is bound to draw laughter and curious glances.

Explore our extensive collection of Funny T-Shirts today, featuring the "I'm The Quiet Neighbor With The Big Freezer" design. Embrace your unique sense of humor and wear your enigmatic nature with pride. Upgrade your wardrobe with a touch of wit and charm, reminding everyone that there's always more to the quiet ones.

Don't forget to check out our other Funny T-Shirts for more delightful and intriguing designs.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.