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Product Description:

Embrace the honesty of a night out with our "There's A Million Reasons Why I Shouldn't Drink Tonight, But I Can't Come Up With One" Funny T-Shirt, exclusively from RoadKill T-Shirts! Celebrate the relatable struggle of wanting to stay in, yet succumbing to the allure of a good time.

🍻 Design: Our "There's A Million Reasons Why I Shouldn't Drink Tonight, But I Can't Come Up With One" T-shirt captures the humorous conflict of mind and desire. Featuring a playful graphic that represents that inner debate, this shirt resonates with anyone who's faced a similar dilemma.

🍻 Comfort: Revel in the comfort of our premium T-shirt materials. Designed for a soft and cozy fit, this tee ensures you can express your candid thoughts about a night out while feeling comfortable and stylish.

🍻 Expression: Wear your inner dialogue with a touch of humor. Whether you're the life of the party, someone who enjoys nights in, or simply someone who appreciates the humorous contradictions of human nature, this T-shirt lets you express yourself with a grin.

🍻 Quality: At RoadKill T-Shirts, quality is our standard. Each tee is expertly printed to maintain the design's vibrancy and clarity, ensuring your candid outlook is displayed with pride.

🍻 Gift of Laughter: Searching for a gift that evokes laughter and camaraderie? Look no further. Our "There's A Million Reasons Why I Shouldn't Drink Tonight, But I Can't Come Up With One" tee is an excellent choice for friends, party enthusiasts, or anyone who's familiar with the eternal debate.

Celebrate the joy of indulgence, celebrate the universal battle of willpower, and wear your candid thoughts with our "There's A Million Reasons Why I Shouldn't Drink Tonight, But I Can't Come Up With One" Funny T-Shirt. It's not just clothing; it's a nod to the humorous tussle between responsibility and enjoyment.

Whether you're raising a glass, staying in, or simply relishing life's contradictions, this tee speaks volumes. Get yours today from RoadKill T-Shirts and let the world know that sometimes, the best reasons are the ones that bring a smile to your face.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.