My Resume is Just a List of Things, I don't want to do Again - Roadkill T-Shirts
My Resume is Just a List of Things, I don't want to do Again - Roadkill T-Shirts

My Resume is Just a List of Things, I don't want to do Again

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Introducing our hilarious collection of graphic T-shirt designs that are sure to bring a smile to your face! Whether you're looking for T-shirts, hoodies, women's tees, or kids' shirts, we've got you covered with our wide range of funny and quirky designs.

Our T-shirts are not just ordinary garments; they are a statement of your unique personality and sense of humor. With our attention-grabbing designs, you'll be the life of the party, the center of attention, and the source of laughter wherever you go.

From witty one-liners to clever puns, our collection offers something for everyone. Express your love for food with our mouth-watering food-themed designs, or show off your geeky side with our pop culture references. We've got designs that will resonate with cat lovers, dog enthusiasts, and even those who appreciate a good dad joke.

Crafted with the utmost care, our T-shirts are made from high-quality materials to ensure comfort and durability. Whether you're lounging at home, hitting the gym, or going out with friends, our shirts will keep you looking stylish and feeling great.

Not only are our designs funny, but they also make great conversation starters. Stand out from the crowd and let your T-shirt do the talking. You'll be amazed at how many smiles, laughs, and compliments you'll receive.

And it's not just adults who can enjoy our designs; we have a fantastic selection of kids' shirts too! Let your little ones showcase their unique personalities with our fun and age-appropriate designs. They'll be the coolest kids on the block, guaranteed!

So, if you're tired of blending in with the crowd and want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe, look no further. Our funny graphic T-shirt designs are here to make a statement and bring joy to your everyday life. Don't settle for a boring resume; let your T-shirt speak volumes about your fun-loving nature and sense of style. Shop our collection now and get ready to turn heads and spread laughter wherever you go!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

  • If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.

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