My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think T-Shirt

My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think T-Shirt

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My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think T-Shirt

My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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SKU:PS_1463_WIFE_THINK

Product Description

The My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think t-shirt from RoadkillTshirts.com is a hilarious take on those classic relationship moments when, well, you're not entirely sure what your spouse just said! This witty design is perfect for anyone who’s ever been in the doghouse for not quite catching every word, yet still wants to show off their sense of humor. Whether you're navigating a playful disagreement or just enjoying some sarcasm in your daily life, this shirt is a must-have for any couple who gets the joke.

Made from durable cotton and featuring high-quality ink, the My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I Think t-shirt is built to withstand frequent washing without losing its bold design. The fabric feels soft and comfortable, perfect for all-day wear, while the ink will stay vibrant wash after wash. Plus, the shirt is proudly made in America, ensuring a high standard of craftsmanship and quality.

RoadkillTshirts.com has been the go-to source for funny, sarcastic tees since 2004. With a wide range of designs, you'll find plenty of options that fit your personality. From Drinking and Father’s Day to Halloween, Puns, Coffee, Adulting, Mental Health, and more, there's something for every occasion. Looking for the perfect gift? A RoadkillTshirts e-gift certificate can be emailed directly to the recipient, giving them the freedom to choose their own sarcastic masterpiece.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).