Not to Brag Or Anything But I can forget what I'm doing

[Title]: Embrace Forgetfulness with Humor - "Not to Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing" Funny T-shirt!

[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor and style unite to bring you the most entertaining and quirky T-shirt collection! Introducing our latest gem from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "Not to Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing" T-shirt. If you have a penchant for laughing at your own forgetfulness, this tee is just what you need to celebrate the amusing side of life!

[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Memory lapses, brain farts, call them what you will - we've all been there! Embrace your occasional forgetfulness with a touch of humor and our "Not to Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing" T-shirt. It's the perfect way to celebrate the hilarious moments when you're left wondering, "What was I doing again?"

[Product Features]:

• Superior Comfort: We believe in delivering laughter with unmatched comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel for your daily adventures.
• Playful Design: The playful and witty phrase on the shirt captures the essence of forgetfulness in a lighthearted and relatable manner. Wear it proudly and share a chuckle with everyone you meet.
• Effortless Style: Dress up or down with ease - our T-shirt effortlessly complements any outfit, from jeans to leggings, and pairs perfectly with your favorite accessories.

[Embrace the Humorous Side of Forgetfulness]: Let's face it - life gets chaotic, and sometimes our thoughts wander off on their own adventures. Embrace those moments of forgetfulness, laugh at yourself, and let our T-shirt be a reminder that it's okay to be a little scatterbrained at times.

[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a gift that will make your loved ones smile? Look no further! Our funny T-shirt is an ideal present for friends and family members who can relate to the occasional memory blips and enjoy a good laugh.

[Sizing Information]: For the perfect fit, please consult our size chart before placing your order.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in offering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction is what sets us apart.

[Order Yours Today]: Ready to celebrate forgetfulness with humor? Grab your "Not to Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your memory lapses proudly!

[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the funny side of forgetfulness and let our T-shirt be a reminder to laugh at life's little quirks. Get ready to showcase your sense of humor with our unique and hilarious "Not to Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing" T-shirt!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.