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Product Description:

Dive into a realm of humor that's a little cheeky and a whole lot of fun with our "Why I'm Going To Hell" T-shirt. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe that laughter is the best medicine, and this tee is the prescription for a good time.

Key Features:

• Irreverent Charm: Our "Why I'm Going To Hell" T-shirt lets you embrace your mischievous side with a wink and a nod. If your sense of humor leans towards the delightfully irreverent, this tee is your badge of honor. Share a chuckle with those who appreciate your candid take on life.

• Unmatched Comfort: Created from the finest materials, this T-shirt doesn't just bring a smile to your face—it also offers unrivaled comfort. Its soft fabric and easy fit make it an ideal choice for lounging, adventuring, or simply making a bold statement.

• Celebrate Uniqueness: Life's too short to be taken too seriously, and this tee captures that sentiment perfectly. Wear it proudly as a declaration that you're not afraid to stand out, and that your individuality is something to be celebrated.

• Icebreaker Extraordinaire: With a design that's both witty and daring, this T-shirt is an instant conversation starter. Brace yourself for laughter, raised eyebrows, and camaraderie as you bond with fellow free spirits who appreciate your humor.

• Versatile Style: From casual outings to laid-back hangouts, this T-shirt effortlessly adapts to any setting. Pair it with your favorite jeans, layer it under a flannel, or tuck it into a skirt—the possibilities are as endless as your sense of humor.

• Unforgettable Gift: Searching for a gift that packs a punch? Look no further. The "Why I'm Going To Hell" T-shirt is an unforgettable present for friends, family, or anyone who thrives on laughter and unabashed authenticity.

Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts:

At RoadKill T Shirts, we're not just in the business of fashion; we're in the business of embracing the wonderfully weird. Our collection is a tribute to the playful, the audacious, and the downright hilarious. Each design we offer is a nod to those who dare to be different.

Elevate your wardrobe with the "Why I'm Going To Hell" T-shirt. Let your sense of humor shine and your uniqueness flourish. Get ready to spread laughter and start conversations wherever you go. Order yours now and let the good times roll!

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.