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[Headline] "Embrace Wit and Wisdom with Our 'Realists: The Only Ones Who Know What Is Going On' Funny T-Shirt Collection!"

[Introduction] Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor meets wisdom! Introducing our 'Realists: The Only Ones Who Know What Is Going On' Funny T-Shirt Collection. These clever and insightful designs celebrate the sharp minds of realists who see the world through a humorous lens. Embrace the wit and wear these shirts proudly as a testament to the power of understanding life's quirks and complexities.

[Product Description]

1. Reality Check Tee: Our 'Reality Check' Tee is the perfect balance of humor and wisdom. This shirt playfully reminds everyone that realists are the ones who see things as they truly are. Wear it and share a good chuckle with fellow realists.

2. Sarcasm Specialist Crewneck: The 'Sarcasm Specialist' Crewneck is for those who have mastered the art of sarcastic wit. With a clever design, this sweatshirt is a humorous nod to realists who use sarcasm to navigate through life. Wear it with a smile and let your humor shine.

3. Inconvenient Truth Graphic Tee: Our 'Inconvenient Truth' Graphic Tee embraces the reality of life's inconvenient moments. Realists know that truth can be both enlightening and humorous. Wear it and invite others to see the world through the lens of realism.

4. Clarity and Coffee Raglan Shirt: The 'Clarity and Coffee' Raglan Shirt is a humorous take on how realists find clarity in their daily dose of caffeine. This playful design celebrates the unique perspective of realists and their appreciation for life's little joys. Wear it with pride and sip your coffee with a smile.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating wit and wisdom through humor. Our 'Realists: The Only Ones Who Know What Is Going On' Funny T-Shirt Collection reflects our dedication to bringing laughter and understanding to everyday life. When you choose our products, you can expect:

• Thoughtful designs: Each shirt in the collection combines humor with insightful messages.
• Premium quality: Our shirts are made from comfortable and durable materials for an enjoyable wearing experience.
• Inclusive sizing: We offer a wide range of sizes to fit everyone perfectly.
• Fast and reliable shipping: Your order will be processed and shipped promptly, reaching you in a timely manner.

[Conclusion] Celebrate the brilliance of realism with our 'Realists: The Only Ones Who Know What Is Going On' Funny T-Shirt Collection. These witty and insightful shirts remind us that humor can shine a light on life's complexities. Wear them with pride and share a laugh with fellow realists. Shop now and embrace the wit and wisdom of our Realist Collection!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.