Jesus Christ was Going To Be Named Fred Until Mary Stubbed Her Toe T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_3432_FRED_MARY
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
The "Jesus Christ Was Going to Be Named Fred Until Mary Stubbed Her Toe" t-shirt brings sarcastic humor to biblical history with an absurd twist. This design reimagines a key moment in a lighthearted, irreverent way, offering a playful, cheeky take on the story of Jesus. With its witty, offbeat message, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys humor that pushes the envelope while adding a bit of sass to their wardrobe. It’s sure to turn heads and spark some laughter, making it a great conversation starter for those who appreciate edgy humor.
This t-shirt makes a great gift for friends and family who love humor with a bit of bite. Crafted from durable, high-quality fabric, it guarantees comfort and longevity, keeping its bold design intact after multiple washes. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just to share some sarcastic wit, this shirt is ideal for anyone who enjoys combining faith with a bit of irreverence. It’s perfect for those who appreciate humor that doesn’t hold back and want to make a statement while keeping things lighthearted
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Funny.
The gray color is especially soft.
I have gotten many laughs from it. I also have a suggestion for a t-shirt.
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Great service, great shirt and came pretty quick.
Bought here before. For the quality of just the shirt is worth buying, even without the 5 star customer service
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