So, If We Lie To The Government, It'S A Felony But If They Lie To Us, It'S Politics
So, If We Lie To The Government, It'S A Felony But If They Lie To Us, It'S Politics
So, If We Lie To The Government, It'S A Felony But If They Lie To Us, It'S Politics
So, If We Lie To The Government, It'S A Felony But If They Lie To Us, It'S Politics
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Introducing our "Common Sense is Like Deodorant" t-shirt, the perfect addition to your collection of witty and humorous t-shirts. This shirt features a catchy one-liner that's sure to make you and everyone around you chuckle.
Our high-quality graphic t-shirt is designed to provide both comfort and style. Made from soft and durable materials, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear or a night out with friends. The design is screen-printed with precision, ensuring that the colors and details of the artwork are vibrant and eye-catching.
If you're a fan of funny t-shirts, this is a must-have for your wardrobe. The clever pun on the shirt is sure to make people laugh and spark conversations. Don't miss out on the opportunity to add this hilarious t-shirt to your collection.
At our store, we specialize in funny t-shirts that are both high-quality and affordable. Order your "Common Sense is Like Deodorant" t-shirt today and experience the joy of wearing a shirt that's both comfortable and hilarious!
Roadkilltshirts has all the funny t shirts that are awesome for those who are looking for novelty T shirts to wear. If love to wear a graphic tees with a funny quote or a witty comment, then these funny T shirts are perfect for you!
Here at Roadkill T Shirts, Our shirts come in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Heavy Duty, Talls, Hoodies, super soft and more. Youth, Adult, Tall, and Ladies sizes as well!
Let customers speak for us
High quality and comfortable materials, the shirt fits great. I love that they come in tall sizes for those of us who don’t like shirts shrinking after a wash
As always, the t-shirt met my expectations and looks great!
Good quality, great fit!
I love all of the t-shirts I have purchased from
Roadkill.
Nice shirt
I love all of your t-shirts. I like to bring a smile
to people’s faces, and your t-shirts do the trick. I have more than 100 shirts I have bought over the years from you guys.
An awesome shirt.
Great material, fits right!!
This is the fourth time I have purchased tee shirts from Road Kill Tee Shirts and have been very happy with our dealings, Well packed and tracking details so I tracked my parcel from USA to Willaston South Australia, No worries at all !
Perfect for the 4th of July to celebrate our countries 250th bday!!
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).