Sorry I'm Late, Husband had to Poop

Title: "Humorous Honesty: 'Sorry I'm Late, Husband Had to Poop' T-shirt from RoadKill T Shirts"

Product Description: Embrace the realities of life with a touch of humor wearing our 'Sorry I'm Late, Husband Had to Poop' T-shirt, now exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts. This tee is your witty explanation for tardiness and an invitation to share a chuckle over everyday occurrences.

Description: Life is full of moments that make us laugh, and our 'Sorry I'm Late, Husband Had to Poop' T-shirt captures the essence of lighthearted honesty. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in finding joy in candid moments, and this tee is a playful nod to that philosophy.

Features:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from top-quality cotton, this tee ensures comfort whether you're running late or enjoying a leisurely day.
• Unisex Fit: Our T-shirt boasts a versatile unisex fit that flatters all body types. Choose your size for an effortlessly stylish and comfortable look.
• Durable Print: The humorous design is printed with high-quality, eco-friendly inks that maintain their brilliance through countless wears.

Versatile Style: Pair this light-hearted tee with jeans, leggings, or shorts to create an outfit that showcases your relatable sense of humor. Whether you're sharing laughs, explaining delays, or simply embracing the realness of life, this shirt is the perfect choice.

Perfect Gift: Looking for a witty and relatable gift? Look no further – this T-shirt is an excellent choice for birthdays, milestones, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and understands the beauty of authenticity.

Share the Laughter: Wear your honest spirit with pride and let this T-shirt become your conversation starter. Share grins, inspire others to embrace candid moments, and celebrate the hilarity that comes with being real.

Join the Chuckles: Embrace the philosophy that laughter is the glue that bonds us, and honesty is the foundation of authentic connections. Let this T-shirt remind everyone that sometimes, a shared laugh is the best way to break the ice.

Elevate your wardrobe with a dash of honesty and humor – add the 'Sorry I'm Late, Husband Had to Poop' T-shirt to your cart today. Each shirt is thoughtfully printed and packaged, ready to become your go-to choice for embracing life's candid moments.

Get ready to share a laugh with RoadKill T Shirts. Don't miss out – add this delightful tee to your collection now and let the chuckles roll!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.