The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot T-Shirt

The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot T-Shirt

Skip to product information
1 of 3

The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot T-Shirt

The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

Price:  

Regular price $18.99
Regular price Sale price $18.99
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Title

SKU:PS_0024_HELL_HEAVEN

Product Description

The "The Fact That There's A Highway to Hell and Only a Stairway to Heaven Says a Lot" design cleverly plays on the popular concept of life's moral choices and the imbalance between good and bad. With its sarcastic tone, this shirt taps into the age-old idea that more people seem to be on the "highway to hell" than the "stairway to heaven," using humor to point out the struggles and flaws of the world. Perfect for music lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and those with a more cynical view of life, this design is both a conversation starter and a clever take on life’s complexities.

Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, "The Fact That There's A Highway to Hell and Only a Stairway to Heaven Says a Lot" t-shirt is made to provide both comfort and durability. Whether you're wearing it while jamming to your favorite tunes, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing at home, this shirt offers a cozy fit that feels great against your skin. The message is strong, but so is the construction—this popular design holds up well through everyday wear, making it the perfect go-to shirt for expressing your edgy sense of humor while staying comfortable.

Looking for the perfect gift? This sarcastic design is a fun and thoughtful choice for anyone who enjoys witty commentary, music, or a little dark humor. It's ideal for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want to surprise someone with a unique and humorous gift. Don't know their size or style preferences? A gift certificate to Roadkill T-Shirts is the perfect solution, giving them the freedom to browse from over 3500 designs across popular categories like St. Patrick's Day, Father's Day, Gaming, Drinking, Dogs and Cats, Mental Health, Halloween, and Christmas

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

View full details

Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).