Today I'm The Designated Drunk

Introducing "Today I'm The Designated Drunk" T-shirt from Roadkill T-Shirts! Get ready to embrace your inner party animal with this hilarious and eye-catching design. Whether you're hitting the bars, attending a wild party, or simply enjoying a night out with friends, this shirt is the perfect conversation starter.

Crafted with utmost care, our "Today I'm The Designated Drunk" T-shirt is made from premium quality materials to ensure maximum comfort and durability. The soft fabric feels great against your skin, allowing you to party all night long without any discomfort. The vibrant and long-lasting print will make heads turn wherever you go.

Available in a range of sizes, this T-shirt is designed to fit perfectly and flatter all body types. The classic crew neck and short sleeves offer a timeless look that never goes out of style. Pair it with your favorite jeans or shorts for a casual yet trendy outfit that will make you the life of the party.

Not only is this T-shirt a great addition to your own wardrobe, but it also makes for a fantastic gift for your party-loving friends and family. Spread the laughter and joy by surprising them with this unique and humorous tee. They'll surely appreciate the thoughtfulness and enjoy wearing it on various occasions.

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we take pride in delivering top-notch products and exceptional customer service. With our secure and user-friendly website, shopping for your favorite funny T-shirts has never been easier. So, why wait? Grab your "Today I'm The Designated Drunk" T-shirt now and let the good times roll!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.