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[Meta Description] Celebrate the power of silence with our "My Greatest Accomplishment Is Keeping My Mouth Shut" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Embrace the humor and wisdom of these tees that playfully highlight the art of keeping secrets. Perfect for those who know when to zip it! Shop now and wear your wit with pride!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating the art of wit and the power of silence with a touch of humor. Introducing our "My Greatest Accomplishment Is Keeping My Mouth Shut" T-shirt collection, where cleverness and wisdom come together to celebrate the skill of knowing when to stay quiet.

Life is full of moments that demand our attention and restraint, and these tees playfully declare that one of your greatest accomplishments is the ability to keep secrets and maintain composure.

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "My Greatest Accomplishment Is Keeping My Mouth Shut" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're at work, socializing, or just enjoying your day, these tees add a touch of wit and charm to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just a funny saying; they're an invitation to embrace the wisdom of knowing when to listen and when to stay silent. They represent the strength that comes from restraint and the power of holding your tongue.

Our "My Greatest Accomplishment Is Keeping My Mouth Shut" T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections. Embrace the opportunity to share some light-heartedness with those who appreciate the art of subtlety.

So, whether you want to express your cleverness or gift a delightful tee to a friend who understands the power of silence, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the humor and wisdom of knowing when to keep it zipped.

[Call-to-Action] Ready to wear your wit with pride? Don't miss out on our "My Greatest Accomplishment Is Keeping My Mouth Shut" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these witty and charming tees. Show the world that silence can be golden. Order today and wear your cleverness with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.