When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected T-Shirt

When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected T-Shirt

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When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected T-Shirt

When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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SKU:PS_0361W_KID_OLDER

Product Description

When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected – If you’ve ever thought your life turned out way different than expected, this tee is for you! The design brings a funny mix of childhood dreams versus reality, with a dash of humor. Perfect for those times when you're just chillin’, hanging out with friends, or making a bold statement. Whether you're having a laid-back day or enjoying some laughs on a night out, this shirt is sure to spark some great conversations. It's a perfect reminder that adulthood doesn’t always match what we imagined as kids!

Made from ultra-soft cotton, the When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected shirt offers a smooth, comfortable feel that you’ll love wearing all day long. It’s built to last, with durable, high-quality ink that ensures the design stays sharp no matter how many times you wash it. This isn’t just a funny t-shirt; it’s one that will stay vibrant and cozy for years, making it your go-to piece for both comfort and style.

At Roadkill T-Shirts, you’ll find thousands of designs, with something for every personality and style! From Music, Adulting, and Gaming, to Father’s Day, Fitness, and Halloween, we’ve got a shirt that matches your vibe. With sizes ranging up to 5XL, everyone can enjoy our unique designs in ultimate comfort. Don't forget to check out our Drinking, 4:20, Dog and Cat, and Christmas designs! And if you're looking for the perfect gift, why not get a gift certificate? It’s emailed to you immediately after purchase, so you can send it to a friend or treat yourself to something special!

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).