You Can Have My Guns Bullets First
You Can Have My Guns Bullets First
You Can Have My Guns Bullets First
You Can Have My Guns Bullets First
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
Introducing our political "You can have my guns, bullets first!" funny T-shirt. This sarcastic and funny T shirt is ideal for the guys who cant spend a moment away from their guns and love their right to own one. This funny tee is guaranteed to appeal to your patriotic friends and also showcase your brilliant sense of humor.
At roadkill, we make sure to craft our funny t-shirts with only the best materials and for overwhelming comfort because we appreciate the functionality of our patriotic customers. Perfect for rallying as well as a normal day out. This Funny Political t-shirt would also make the perfect gift for a friend or family member who loves his rights, has a great sense of humor and appreciates funny tees.
We know how much funny political shirts matter and we leave no stone unturned when it comes to our efforts in designing a funny t-shirt. Our spirit for our country is unwavering, freedom of speech makes America what it is, so get your "you can have my bullets first" T-shirt now. So, what are you waiting for? Get yours today and start spreading the humor!
Roadkilltshirts has all the funny t shirts that are awesome for those who are looking for novelty T shirts to wear. Who doesn't love to wear a funny graphic tee, and who doesn't giggle when they see hilarious sayings on a t-shirt. Take humor seriously, and support America and get your political t-shirt for the next rally!
At Roadkill, We make t-shirts in all shapes and sizes whether it be small or 3XL, for a man or a woman, check the size chart above for clarity as to what would fit your body shape. We make and design awesome hoodies as well with their own respective sizes.
Let customers speak for us
High quality and comfortable materials, the shirt fits great. I love that they come in tall sizes for those of us who don’t like shirts shrinking after a wash
As always, the t-shirt met my expectations and looks great!
Good quality, great fit!
I love all of the t-shirts I have purchased from
Roadkill.
Nice shirt
I love all of your t-shirts. I like to bring a smile
to people’s faces, and your t-shirts do the trick. I have more than 100 shirts I have bought over the years from you guys.
An awesome shirt.
Great material, fits right!!
This is the fourth time I have purchased tee shirts from Road Kill Tee Shirts and have been very happy with our dealings, Well packed and tracking details so I tracked my parcel from USA to Willaston South Australia, No worries at all !
Perfect for the 4th of July to celebrate our countries 250th bday!!
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).