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[Meta Description] Relive the carefree days with our "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Embrace the nostalgia and humor of these tees that take you back to pain-free days. Perfect for anyone who remembers the joy of a healthy back. Shop now and wear your memories with a smile!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating the joys of nostalgia with a touch of humor. Introducing our "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" T-shirt collection, where wit and memories come together to take you back to the carefree days of your youth.

Childhood memories are precious, and sometimes it's the simple things, like a pain-free back, that bring a smile to your face. These tees humorously declare that a healthy back was a cherished memory from your early years.

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're reminiscing with friends or simply going about your day, these tees add a touch of nostalgia and charm to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just a funny saying; they're a reminder of the moments that shaped you into who you are today. It's a testament to the innocence and joy of your childhood, a time when worries about back pain were far from your mind.

Our "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections through shared memories. Embrace the opportunity to share some light-heartedness with friends and loved ones, and let the world know that sometimes it's the simple joys that leave the most lasting impressions.

So, whether you want to relive your childhood memories or gift a shirt to someone who appreciates humor and nostalgia, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the joy of simpler times, and let the world know that a healthy back is a gift to cherish.

[Call-to-Action] Ready to wear your favorite childhood memory? Don't miss out on our "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these witty and nostalgic tees. Show the world that the best memories are the ones that make you smile. Order today and wear your nostalgia with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.