A Salt With A Deadly Weapon Apron

Title: Cook in Style with our "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" Funny Apron Collection

Product Description: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused fashion that extends to the kitchen! Introducing our delightful "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" apron collection – the perfect blend of wit and culinary flair that will bring a smile to your face as you cook up a storm.

Description: Cooking should be fun and entertaining, just like our "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" apron collection! These aprons are designed for those who appreciate the art of cooking and the joy of humor. Prepare to add a touch of comedy to your kitchen adventures!

Each apron in the collection boasts a clever twist on the classic "Roses Are Red" poem, celebrating the love for everyone's favorite breakfast treat - bacon! With amusing graphics and eye-catching designs, these aprons are sure to make you and your guests giggle.

Crafted from premium quality materials, our aprons offer excellent protection from spills and splatters, ensuring you cook in style without worrying about your clothes. The adjustable neck strap and waist ties provide a comfortable and secure fit for all shapes and sizes.

Why Choose Our "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" Funny Apron Collection?

1. Unmatched Humor: Our in-house team of talented designers creates exclusive artwork that you won't find anywhere else. Each apron is a delightful expression of humor and culinary passion.

2. Premium Quality: We take pride in delivering aprons that not only make you laugh but also stand up to the rigors of cooking. Our aprons are built to last and protect your clothing.

3. Perfect Gift Choice: Looking for a unique gift for the foodie in your life? Our "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" aprons make the perfect present for birthdays, holidays, or just to bring a smile.

4. Make a Statement: Embrace your love for bacon and showcase your sense of humor in the kitchen. Our aprons are conversation starters that add a fun touch to any gathering.

Cook up a storm with a side of humor with our "Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Red" apron collection. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe that laughter and good food go hand in hand.

Browse our collection now and find the perfect apron to elevate your culinary adventures. Don't forget to explore our other funny and entertaining collections, as we have something for every occasion and taste!

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.