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[Meta Description] Embrace humor and playful banter with our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Share a laugh with these tees that poke fun in a lighthearted way. Perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm and funny self-deprecation. Shop now and wear your wit with pride!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in finding humor in the imperfections of life with a touch of playful banter. Introducing our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection, where sarcastic humor and witty wordplay come together to create a lighthearted and humorous statement.

These tees playfully poke fun at the notion of perfection and humorously suggest that "Nobody's perfect, especially you."

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're sharing a laugh with friends or simply embracing your humorous self-deprecation, these tees add a touch of charm and playfulness to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just a phrase; they're a celebration of embracing our imperfections and finding humor in them.

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[Meta Description] Embrace humor and playful banter with our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Share a laugh with these tees that poke fun in a lighthearted way. Perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm and funny self-deprecation. Shop now and wear your wit with pride!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in finding humor in the imperfections of life with a touch of playful banter. Introducing our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection, where sarcastic humor and witty wordplay come together to create a lighthearted and humorous statement.

These tees playfully poke fun at the notion of perfection and humorously suggest that "Nobody's perfect, especially you."

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're sharing a laugh with friends or simply embracing your humorous self-deprecation, these tees add a touch of charm and playfulness to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just a phrase; they're a celebration of embracing our imperfections and finding humor in them.

Our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections with fellow enthusiasts of sarcasm and funny self-reflection. Embrace the opportunity to share some laughter and let everyone know about your playful banter.

So, whether you're poking fun at yourself or simply celebrating the power of humor, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the magic of wit and the fun-filled moments of playful banter, and wear your wit with pride!

[Call-to-Action] Ready to wear your wit with pride? Don't miss out on our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these witty and charming tees. Show the world your appreciation for sarcasm and funny self-deprecation. Order today and wear your playful banter with pride!

T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections with fellow enthusiasts of sarcasm and funny self-reflection. Embrace the opportunity to share some laughter and let everyone know about your playful banter.

So, whether you're poking fun at yourself or simply celebrating the power of humor, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the magic of wit and the fun-filled moments of playful banter, and wear your wit with pride!

[Call-to-Action] Ready to wear your wit with pride? Don't miss out on our "Nobody's Perfect Especially You" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these witty and charming tees. Show the world your appreciation for sarcasm and funny self-deprecation. Order today and wear your playful banter with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.