Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated T-Shirt

Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated T-Shirt

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Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated T-Shirt

Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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Product Description

The Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com is a brutally honest take on what most people are too afraid to say out loud. Perfect for fans of unapologetic, dry wit, this funny t-shirt combines sharp sarcasm with a twist of dark humor that hits right in the feels—or the felony line. A top seller among those who laugh through their rage, it’s a favorite for anyone who's ever clenched their jaw in a meeting, traffic jam, or awkward family gathering. This shirt speaks volumes without you saying a word.

The Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated tee doesn’t just deliver punchlines—it’s made with quality that stands the test of time (and stress). It’s crafted from soft cotton that feels great and holds up through repeated washes and wears. Printed with premium ink designed to stay bold, this shirt keeps its edge no matter how many cycles it goes through. And since it’s made in the USA, you’re getting top-tier construction with a side of homegrown attitude.

Love this level of savage honesty? Don’t miss other top picks from Roadkilltshirts.com in categories like Condescending, Mental Health, Adulting, Political, Drinking, College, Relationships, Shrooms, and Puns. Each one brings its own flavor of chaos, truth, and humor. Shopping for someone else? Send them a digital gift certificate so they can pick their own favorite line-crossing design. Whether you’re rocking the Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated tee or loading up on other smart-mouthed gems, there’s no shortage of cool t-shirt and funny t-shirt options that say exactly what you're thinking—louder.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).