[Title]: Celebrate Timeless Navigation Skills with our "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" Funny T-shirt!
[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor and history collide to bring you the most entertaining and witty T-shirt collection! Introducing our latest addition from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" tee. If you appreciate a good laugh about classic navigation quirks and enjoy poking fun at timeless stereotypes, this T-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your playful charm!
[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Some things never change! Our "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" Funny T-shirt playfully celebrates the age-old tradition of dads confidently navigating the world without asking for directions, all in good humor.
[Product Features]:
- Superior Comfort: We believe that humor should come with comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel, so you can wear it with ease and style as you celebrate dads everywhere.
- Nostalgic Design: The humorous and cheeky phrase on the shirt brings a smile to everyone's face, reminiscing about the timeless navigation skills dads have showcased since 1886.
- Versatile Style: Dress it up or down - our T-shirt effortlessly complements any outfit, whether you're attending a family gathering or simply enjoying a casual day out.
[Celebrate Timeless Navigation Skills]: Dads have been mastering the art of navigation since time immemorial, and with our "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" T-shirt, you can celebrate this endearing trait with humor and nostalgia.
[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a delightful and heartwarming gift for your dad or a father figure who appreciates a good laugh? Look no further! Our Funny T-shirt makes for an ideal present for those who love to embrace the humor and stereotypes that come with being a dad.
[Sizing Information]: To ensure a perfect fit, please refer to our size chart before placing your order.
[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in delivering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction sets us apart.
[Order Yours Today]: Ready to celebrate timeless navigation skills with a dash of humor? Grab your "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your charm proudly!
[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the quirks and traditions of dads everywhere, and let our T-shirt be a playful tribute to your dad's navigation skills. Get ready to share laughs and showcase your unique sense of humor with our "Dads Proudly Refusing Directions, Since 1886" T-shirt!
At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.