Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt

Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt

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Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt

Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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SKU:PS_3422_ROSES_POEM

Product Description

The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com is a hilarious take on everything wrong with mornings, poetry, and functioning before coffee. This funny t-shirt is a must-have for fans of sleep, mangled grammar, and chaotic love poems that make no sense—and that’s exactly the point. Whether you’re sleepwalking through life or just love absurd humor, this shirt is weirdly romantic and wildly relatable. It’s the perfect wearable eye-roll for anyone who thinks sonnets are overrated and naps are underrated.

The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. tee doesn’t just deliver laughs—it’s built for real-life wear and tear. Made from durable, heavyweight cotton, it offers all-day comfort and long-lasting quality. The design is printed with high-end, fade-resistant ink that holds up wash after wash, nap after nap. And since it’s proudly Made in the USA, you’re getting premium craftsmanship with a healthy dose of nonsense. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this tee brings dependable comfort and complete poetic failure.

If this shirt speaks to your sleepy, sarcastic soul, you’ll love exploring more chaotic genius in categories like Sleep, Puns, Valentine’s Day, Adulting, Mental Health, College, Good Vibes, Relationships, and Shrooms. Roadkilltshirts.com is stacked with funny t-shirts and cool t-shirt options for every mood—from heartbreak to hilarity. Shopping for someone who’d rather eat pancakes than write poetry? Send them a digital gift certificate delivered instantly to their inbox. The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. shirt is just the beginning of your sleepy, silly, and slightly poetic wardrobe.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).