Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_3422_ROSES_POEM
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com is a masterclass in nonsense poetry and morning mood. This funny t-shirt blends chaotic grammar, failed love poem energy, and the universal craving for sleep into one delightfully unhinged design. Whether you're a night owl forced into the daylight or someone who just enjoys confusing people, this tee delivers laugh-out-loud randomness with every line. A fan favorite among early risers against their will, it’s quickly becoming a go-to gift for tired weirdos everywhere.
The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. tee isn’t just funny—it’s built to last longer than your snooze button abuse. Made from soft, heavyweight cotton, it’s as comfy as it is durable. The bold design is printed using high-quality, fade-resistant ink that stays sharp wash after wash—because your humor shouldn’t wear out. And since it’s proudly Made in the USA, you get top-tier craftsmanship with a side of absurd poetry. Whether you wear it to bed, brunch, or work (begrudgingly), it’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark confused chuckles.
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Let customers speak for us
Outstanding shirts! Love the sense of humor! Great quality!
The shirt arrived quickly and looks great.
Great printing and the shirt so comfortable
I use it as my gym shirt
They called me shirts keep up the good book
Everyone who knows my brother agrees with this T-shirt.
Great fit, really happy
The shirts that I ordered are great. They were shipped in a timely manner.
I live in a tourist town, perfect for the town.
I had ordered quite a few shirts. One shirt was quantity of 2, same shirt. Only one arrived. Called customer service. It was handled right away and the second shirt arrived quickly. I also love the quality of the shirts and the myriad of styles/sayings to choose from.
Love it like the other 8 t-Shirts I purchased. Thanks RoadKill :)
This shirt describes my life to perfection.
I bought one years ago and wore it out they are perfect
all good -- great quality
As always, the shirt is a top quality Gildan T, with bright colors and clear printing, exactly as I ordered. Roadkill T-shirts are almost ALL I ever wear!
