Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt
Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt
Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt
Roses Are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad. Pancake T-Shirt
Roadkill T-Shirts™
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SKU:PS_3422_ROSES_POEM_MRT_S_BLK
Fabric and Materials
Fabric and Materials
Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
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About T-Shirt Design
The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com is a masterclass in nonsense poetry and morning mood. This funny t-shirt blends chaotic grammar, failed love poem energy, and the universal craving for sleep into one delightfully unhinged design. Whether you're a night owl forced into the daylight or someone who just enjoys confusing people, this tee delivers laugh-out-loud randomness with every line. A fan favorite among early risers against their will, it’s quickly becoming a go-to gift for tired weirdos everywhere.
The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. tee isn’t just funny—it’s built to last longer than your snooze button abuse. Made from soft, heavyweight cotton, it’s as comfy as it is durable. The bold design is printed using high-quality, fade-resistant ink that stays sharp wash after wash—because your humor shouldn’t wear out. And since it’s proudly Made in the USA, you get top-tier craftsmanship with a side of absurd poetry. Whether you wear it to bed, brunch, or work (begrudgingly), it’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark confused chuckles.
If this design fits your half-awake, breakfast-obsessed vibe, check out other crowd favorites in categories like Drinking, Christmas, Halloween, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Retro, College, Music, Puns, Dogs and Cats, Dinosaurs, 4:20, Shrooms, Mental Health, Good Vibes, Sleep, Adulting, Sports, Hobbies, Gaming, Pirates, Political, Family, Relationships, Condescending, Workplace Humor, Fitness, Introverts, Food, Hangovers, Siblings, and Procrastination. At Roadkilltshirts.com, the lineup of funny t-shirts and cool t-shirt designs is stacked with everything from wholesome chaos to straight-up nonsense. Shopping for someone who hates mornings but loves pancakes? Send a digital gift certificate straight to their inbox. The Roses are Red, I'm Barely Awake. This Poem Is Bad, Pancake. tee is just one of many reasons to start your day with a laugh (and maybe syrup).
Let customers speak for us
High quality and comfortable materials, the shirt fits great. I love that they come in tall sizes for those of us who don’t like shirts shrinking after a wash
As always, the t-shirt met my expectations and looks great!
Good quality, great fit!
I love all of the t-shirts I have purchased from
Roadkill.
Nice shirt
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An awesome shirt.
Great material, fits right!!
This is the fourth time I have purchased tee shirts from Road Kill Tee Shirts and have been very happy with our dealings, Well packed and tracking details so I tracked my parcel from USA to Willaston South Australia, No worries at all !
Perfect for the 4th of July to celebrate our countries 250th bday!!
Quality That Speaks for Itself
At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.
Funny Shirts, Serious Value
We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.
The Gift That Gets a Laugh
Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.
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❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill
We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.
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🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)
We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).