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Welcome to our website, where you can find a wide range of hilarious and entertaining T-shirts, including our "If It's The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Count Me In" Shirt. This Funny T-Shirt is perfect for those who have a knack for finding themselves in amusingly inconvenient situations.

With the catchy phrase "If It's The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Count Me In," this shirt captures the adventurous spirit of those who seem to attract comical mishaps. It's a playful way to embrace life's unpredictable moments and showcase your lighthearted approach to living.

Our Funny T-Shirt not only delivers a clever message but also ensures comfort and style. Crafted with care using high-quality materials, it offers a soft and comfortable fit, making it a joy to wear.

At our online store, we take pride in offering a diverse collection of Funny T-Shirts that cater to various tastes and preferences. Whether you love witty one-liners, clever puns, or humorous graphics, we have something for everyone.

Explore our selection of Funny T-Shirts today and find the perfect addition to your wardrobe. From casual outings to social gatherings, our "If It's The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Count Me In" Shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to showcase your sense of humor with our exceptional Funny T-Shirts. Shop now and join the ranks of those who embrace life's unexpected twists and turns with a smile on their face and a witty shirt on their back.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.