Introducing our hilarious "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times" T-shirt from RoadkillTshirts.com! This witty and eye-catching design is perfect for those with a dark sense of humor. Crafted with utmost care, this T-shirt is made from premium quality materials to ensure maximum comfort and durability.
Express your inner thoughts in a lighthearted way with this unique T-shirt. Whether you're a fan of dark comedy or simply enjoy making people laugh, this shirt is bound to turn heads and spark conversations. The bold and vibrant print adds a touch of personality to any outfit, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.
Not only is this T-shirt a great conversation starter, but it also makes for an excellent gift for friends, family, or even yourself. Show off your witty side and let the world know that there's more to you than meets the eye. With its comfortable fit and attention-grabbing design, this T-shirt is perfect for any occasion, be it a casual hangout or a night out with friends.
At RoadkillTshirts.com, we take pride in delivering high-quality products that exceed your expectations. Our commitment to customer satisfaction ensures that you'll receive a T-shirt that not only looks great but also feels great to wear. So why wait? Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with our "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times" T-shirt today!
At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.