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Product Description:

Welcome to RoadKill T-Shirts.com, your gateway to a world of laughter, style, and self-expression. Step into the spotlight with our latest gem from the humorous treasure trove – the "Star Spangled Hammered" Funny T-shirt. Get ready to shine like fireworks with a touch of comedic flair!

🎆🍻 Star Spangled Hammered Funny T-shirt 🍻🎆

Celebrate the land of the free, the home of the brave, and the blissful state of "Star Spangled Hammered" with this hilarious T-shirt. Perfectly encapsulating the spirit of festivity and fun, this tee is your passport to instant smiles and shared laughter.

Key Features:

🇺🇸 Patriotic Pizzazz: Pay homage to the stars and stripes while embracing a light-hearted take on partying. This T-shirt beautifully blends American pride with a dose of humor, making it an ideal choice for your next celebration.

🎉 Party-Ready Design: Our creative geniuses have concocted a design that captures the essence of revelry. The sparkling stars and creatively tipsy hammer highlight the joy of letting loose and raising a glass to life's merry moments.

👕 Exceptional Comfort: Crafted from premium materials, this tee offers a comfortable fit that stands up to the liveliest of gatherings. Be it a backyard barbecue, a fireworks display, or a night out on the town, you'll be the life of the party in both style and ease.

🤣 Instant Conversation Starter: Watch as your tee becomes a conversation magnet, inviting chuckles, camaraderie, and an all-around good time. Share stories, jokes, and a round of laughter with those who share your spirit of celebration.

🎁 Gift of Glee: Searching for the perfect gift for your party-loving friend? Look no further. The "Star Spangled Hammered" Funny T-shirt is a fabulous present that encapsulates the joy of festivity, making it a memorable gesture for birthdays, holidays, and any occasion worth toasting to.

🌍 Cheers to Fashion: Let your clothing be an extension of your vivacious personality. This tee isn't just a statement; it's a symbol of embracing life's exuberant moments and finding humor in the midst of it all.

Light up the room, spark laughter, and let your inner fireworks shine with the "Star Spangled Hammered" Funny T-shirt from RoadKill T-Shirts.com. It's more than just apparel – it's an anthem to celebration and the merriment of shared laughter.

Unleash your party spirit – explore the collection now! Elevate your style and make every moment a memorable one. Order your "Star Spangled Hammered" Funny T-shirt today and be the toast of every occasion with a touch of comedic brilliance. 🍻🎆👕

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.