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Title: "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection - Celebrate Age with Humor and Style!

Product Description: Welcome to the heartwarming and humorous world of the "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts! If you believe that age is just a number and humor knows no bounds, then these tees are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the beauty of aging gracefully with a touch of laughter and style!

Key Features:

1. Premium Quality: Our "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirts are expertly crafted with the finest materials, ensuring maximum comfort and durability. Wear your humor with pride, knowing that these tees are designed to last.

2. Humorous Designs: Our creative team has curated a range of delightful graphics that celebrate the joys of aging with wit and charm. Each tee is a testament to the power of humor and the wisdom that comes with age.

3. Unisex Fit: Designed to flatter all body types, our tees offer a comfortable unisex fit, making them suitable for anyone who wishes to embrace the humor of aging.

4. Thoughtful Gifts: Searching for a unique gift for a senior loved one or a friend who appreciates a good laugh? Look no further! The "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection makes for a heartwarming and thoughtful present.

5. Easy Care: We understand that life can get busy, so we've made sure our t-shirts are easy to care for. Wear your favorite senior discount tees with ease and comfort.

Embrace the Wisdom of Laughter: Growing older doesn't mean you have to lose your sense of humor. The "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection celebrates the wisdom that comes with age, while reminding everyone that humor transcends generations.

A Tribute to Experience: Each design in this collection pays tribute to the valuable experiences that come with a life well-lived. Let these tees serve as a reminder that laughter is the best medicine, regardless of age.

Share Smiles and Stories: Wear your "Senior Discount Please" tee and spark conversations filled with laughter and reminiscence. These tees create connections, bridging generations with shared humor.

A Community of Like-Minded Souls: Join a community of individuals who believe that age is an opportunity to embrace humor and cherish the moments that make life worth living. The "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection brings together people who know how to find joy in every stage of life.

Ready to celebrate age with humor and style? Order your favorite tees from the "Senior Discount Please" T-Shirt Collection today! At RoadKill T Shirts, we celebrate the beauty of aging and offer you tees that remind you to laugh, love, and live life to the fullest.

(Note: All designs are the intellectual property of RoadKill T Shirts and are protected under copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction or distribution of these designs is strictly prohibited.)

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.