Title: "Designated Drunk Mode: Embrace the Laughs with 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-Shirt"
Product Description: Get ready to be the life of the party with our 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-shirt. At RoadKill T-Shirts, we know that humor is the best companion for any occasion, and this tee is designed to add a playful twist to your festivities. So let loose, laugh it up, and celebrate good times in style.
Design: Our 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-shirt captures the spirit of the party with a humorous message that's sure to make everyone smile. The words "Today I'm The Designated Drunk" are boldly displayed, setting the tone for a fun-filled time.
Unbeatable Comfort: Crafted from premium materials, this T-shirt offers more than just style; it offers all-day comfort that's perfect for a night out or a casual hangout. You can focus on enjoying the moment while looking effortlessly cool.
Spread the Cheer: Wearing this tee is like spreading laughter with every step. It's not just a garment; it's a statement that adds a touch of hilarity to the atmosphere, turning any gathering into an unforgettable experience.
Versatile Party Attire: Pair the 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-shirt with jeans, shorts, or even dress it up with a snazzy blazer for an ironic contrast. No matter how you style it, you're bound to be the center of attention and the source of endless giggles.
Durable Fun: Just as the memories you make are everlasting, our printing technique ensures that the design remains vibrant and captivating, wash after wash. The laughter and joy it brings are here to stay.
The Perfect Gift: Searching for a gift that's as humorous as it is memorable? Look no further. The 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-shirt is a fantastic choice for friends who know how to have a good time.
RoadKill T-Shirts believes in infusing life with laughter, and the 'Today I'm The Designated Drunk' T-shirt does just that. It's a joyful way to express your carefree spirit, light up the room, and keep the good times rolling. Embrace the party mode and let the fun begin!
At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.
Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability
Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.
Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.
Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.
Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.
Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.
Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.
USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.
UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.
For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!
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If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.
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If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.