I've Done Terrible Things For Money--- Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work T-Shirt

I've Done Terrible Things For Money--- Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work T-Shirt

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I've Done Terrible Things For Money--- Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work T-Shirt

I've Done Terrible Things For Money--- Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work T-Shirt

Roadkill T-Shirts™

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SKU:PS_3175_MONEY_WORK

Product Description

The I've Done Terrible Things For Money—Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work t-shirt from www.Roadkilltshirts.com is the anthem for every caffeine-fueled zombie dragging themselves through the modern rat race. This funny t-shirt hits hard with a brutally honest jab at the horrors of adulting—and the ultimate betrayal: sacrificing sleep for a paycheck. A certified top seller, it’s perfect for anyone who wakes up angry, clocks in reluctantly, and questions all their life choices before 9 a.m. If you’ve ever considered faking your own death to avoid a morning meeting, this shirt is for you.

The I've Done Terrible Things For Money—Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work tee isn’t just savage in spirit—it’s tough in build too. Made from premium cotton, it offers the kind of comfort you wish your job did. The high-quality ink keeps the punchline loud and clear, even after countless washes and "sick days." And yes, it’s proudly made in the USA, so while your job might suck, at least your shirt doesn’t.

If this speaks to your overworked soul, don’t stop there—dig into other dangerously funny picks from categories like Sleep, Adulting, Puns, Mental Health, Drinking, College, 4:20, Halloween, Christmas, Coffee, Politics, Gaming, Music, Shrooms, Father's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Relationships, and Good Vibes. Roadkilltshirts.com is packed with funny t-shirts and cool t-shirt styles that turn your burnout into bold statements. Shopping for someone who threatens to quit every Monday? Send a digital gift certificate straight to their inbox and let them pick their new favorite rant in shirt form. The I've Done Terrible Things For Money—Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work tee is more than just a mood—it’s a lifestyle.

Fabric and Materials

Our T-shirts are crafted from 100% premium ringspun cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel that lasts. Each garment is meticulously designed with durable stitching and high-quality fabric that resists shrinking and fading. Our attention to detail guarantees that you get a T-shirt that not only looks great but also stands up to everyday wear and tear. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and substance in their wardrobe essentials.

Care Instructions

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

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Quality That Speaks for Itself

At Roadkill T-Shirts, we don’t just print jokes — we wear them. Our shirts are made from soft, ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite old tee, straight out of the box. Every print is heat-cured to stick around, even after a year’s worth of laundry days. No cracking, no fading — just solid quality you can count on.

Funny Shirts, Serious Value

We believe a great t-shirt shouldn’t cost a small fortune. Our prices stay low so you can fill your closet with sarcasm, not regrets. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or stocking up for a group, we make sure every shirt hits the sweet spot between funny and affordable.

The Gift That Gets a Laugh

Forget boring gift cards. Our shirts are made for those “I saw this and thought of you” moments. From birthdays and bachelor parties to awkward family holidays, we’ve got designs that’ll make anyone laugh — or at least raise an eyebrow.

  • ❤️ Why So Many Choose Roadkill

    We’re a team of smart-mouths, meme lovers, and pop culture junkies who happen to run a t-shirt company. That means our designs hit different — whether it's savage one-liners, dark humor, dad jokes, or throwback references that only real 90s kids get. New stuff drops weekly, and our team is always around if you need help with sizing, shipping, or just deciding which joke lands better.

  • 🔁 Styles for Every Personality (and Body)

    We don’t believe in one-size-fits-all humor — or t-shirts. That’s why we’ve got options for men, women, kids, and even maternity fits. Tanks, hoodies, long sleeves, big sizes — you name it. Whatever your shape, size, or level of sarcasm, we’ve got a shirt with your name on it (figuratively, unless you’re really into custom embroidery).