Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me

[Title]: Embrace Playful Parenting with our "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" Funny T-shirt!

[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor meets parenthood, and creativity knows no bounds! Introducing our latest gem from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" tee. If you're a parent who loves to add a touch of humor to the ups and downs of parenthood, this T-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your playful and lighthearted side!

[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Parenting is an adventure, and a sense of humor is your secret weapon! Our "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" Funny T-shirt playfully captures the joy and challenges of raising kids with a dash of wit.

[Product Features]:

• Superior Comfort: We believe that parenting should come with comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel, so you can navigate parenthood with ease and style.
• Playful Design: The humorous and cheeky phrase on the shirt reflects your lighthearted outlook on the joys and quirks of parenting. Wear it with pride and let your T-shirt express what every parent secretly thinks.
• Versatile Style: Dress it up or down - our T-shirt effortlessly complements any outfit, whether you're chasing after kids or enjoying some well-deserved downtime.

[Embrace Playful Parenting]: Parenting can be challenging, but it's also full of joy and laughter. Our "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" T-shirt encourages you to embrace the playful side of parenting and share a chuckle with other parents who get it.

[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a hilarious and heartwarming gift for your fellow parents or a parent-to-be? Look no further! Our Funny T-shirt makes for an ideal present for those who appreciate a good laugh and love to navigate parenthood with humor.

[Sizing Information]: To ensure a perfect fit, please consult our size chart before placing your order.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in delivering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction is what sets us apart.

[Order Yours Today]: Ready to embrace playful parenting with a dash of humor? Grab your "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your parental pride proudly!

[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the joys of parenting and let our T-shirt be a playful tribute to the delightful chaos of raising kids. Get ready to share laughs and showcase your unique sense of humor with our "Kids are like Farts, I am Proud of Mine, Yours Disgust Me" T-shirt!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.