Made in 1985 All Original Parts

Title: "Turn the Tables with Humor: 'Someone Called Me Lazy Today, I Almost Responded' T-shirt from RoadKill T Shirts"

Product Description: Unleash your inner wit and set the record straight with our 'Someone Called Me Lazy Today, I Almost Responded' T-shirt, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts. This tee is your chance to share a chuckle while showcasing your humorous response to those who just don't get it.

Description: There's nothing like the satisfaction of having the perfect comeback – even if you keep it to yourself! Our 'Someone Called Me Lazy Today, I Almost Responded' T-shirt lets you wear that unspoken retort with pride. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to navigate life's little misunderstandings.

Features:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from high-quality cotton, this tee ensures comfort all day long, whether you're out and about or enjoying a relaxed day at home.
• Unisex Fit: Our T-shirt boasts a versatile unisex fit that complements all body types. Choose your size for an effortlessly stylish and comfortable look.
• Durable Print: The clever design is printed with top-notch, eco-friendly inks that maintain their brilliance even after numerous washes.

Versatile Style: Pair this sassy tee with jeans, leggings, or your favorite shorts to create a look that showcases your sense of humor. Whether you're dealing with everyday misconceptions, sharing a laugh with friends, or simply embracing your laid-back side, this shirt is your go-to choice.

Perfect Gift: Searching for a unique and relatable gift? Look no further – this T-shirt is an excellent choice for birthdays, holidays, or for anyone who appreciates a clever twist on the everyday.

Express Yourself: Wear your witty response proudly and let this T-shirt become your conversation starter. Share a laugh, challenge stereotypes, and let your style speak volumes about your personality.

Join the Banter: Embrace the art of the comeback and show that you're ready to tackle life's judgments with a dash of humor. Let this T-shirt remind everyone that there's more to your story than meets the eye.

Elevate your wardrobe with a touch of sass – add the 'Someone Called Me Lazy Today, I Almost Responded' T-shirt to your cart today. Each shirt is thoughtfully printed and packaged, ready to become your favorite statement piece.

Get ready to challenge misconceptions and share a laugh with RoadKill T Shirts. Don't miss out – add this witty tee to your collection now and let your humor shine!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.