My Wife Made me Fat, So Nobody else would want me

Title]: Embrace Humor and Honesty with our "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" Funny T-shirt!

[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor meets honesty, and creativity knows no bounds! Introducing our latest gem from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" tee. If you believe in sharing laughter and enjoy a playful twist on relationship dynamics, this T-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your witty charm!

[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Love can be deliciously indulgent! Our "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" Funny T-shirt playfully captures the joys and humor of married life, reminding everyone that a little belly is a small price to pay for a loving and committed relationship.

[Product Features]:

• Superior Comfort: We believe that humor should come with comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel, so you can wear it with ease and style as you embrace your marital bliss.
• Candid Design: The humorous and cheeky phrase on the shirt reflects the fun and candid side of relationships, making it an ideal conversation starter and icebreaker.
• Versatile Style: Dress it up or down - our T-shirt effortlessly complements any outfit, whether you're enjoying a date night or simply relaxing at home with your significant other.

[Embrace Humor and Honesty]: Marriage is about embracing each other, quirks and all. With our "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" T-shirt, you can laugh about the little things and cherish the love that brings you closer together.

[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a delightful and heartwarming gift for your spouse or a couple who appreciates a good laugh? Look no further! Our Funny T-shirt makes for an ideal present for those who enjoy sharing laughter and cherish the honesty that comes with being in a loving relationship.

[Sizing Information]: To ensure a perfect fit, please consult our size chart before placing your order.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in delivering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction sets us apart.

[Order Yours Today]: Ready to embrace humor and honesty with a dash of playfulness? Grab your "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your charm proudly!

[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the joys of married life and let our T-shirt be a playful and candid tribute to your relationship. Get ready to share laughs and showcase your unique sense of humor with our "My Wife Made Me Fat, So Nobody Else Would Want Me" T-shirt!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.