Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts

[Title]: Embrace Whimsy and Humor with our "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" Funny T-shirt!

[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor and creativity collide to bring you the most entertaining and whimsical T-shirt collection! Introducing our latest addition from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" tee. If you love to spread laughter and appreciate a quirky sense of humor, this T-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your playful charm!

[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Life is too short to take everything seriously! Our "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" Funny T-shirt takes a light-hearted and amusing approach to life's little moments, reminding everyone to cherish the joy of laughter and embrace their quirky side.

[Product Features]:

• Superior Comfort: We believe that humor should come with comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel, so you can wear it with ease and style as you spread smiles around.
• Playful Design: The whimsical and cheeky phrase on the shirt reflects a playful and endearing spirit, making it an ideal conversation starter and icebreaker.
• Versatile Style: Dress it up or down - our T-shirt effortlessly complements any outfit, whether you're out on the town or enjoying a casual day at home.

[Embrace Whimsy and Humor]: Life is full of quirky moments, and with our "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" T-shirt, you can embrace the lighthearted side of life and share laughter with those around you.

[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a delightful and heartwarming gift for your fun-loving friends or family members? Look no further! Our Funny T-shirt makes for an ideal present for those who appreciate a good laugh and love to add a touch of whimsy to life.

[Sizing Information]: To ensure a perfect fit, please refer to our size chart before placing your order.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in delivering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction sets us apart.

[Order Yours Today]: Ready to embrace whimsy and humor with a dash of playfulness? Grab your "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your charm proudly!

[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the joy of laughter and let our T-shirt be a playful tribute to life's quirky moments. Get ready to spread smiles and showcase your unique sense of humor with our "Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts" T-shirt!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.