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Introducing the "If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized" Shirt, a hilarious and witty addition to your wardrobe. This funny t-shirt is designed to make a bold statement and tickle the funny bone of anyone who reads it.

With its attention-grabbing slogan, "If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized," this shirt lets you showcase your playful side and reveal the hidden depths of your mind in a humorous way. It's the perfect conversation starter and a surefire way to leave a lasting impression.

Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, our "If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized" Shirt is made from high-quality materials to ensure optimum comfort and durability. The soft fabric feels great against your skin, while the expert stitching guarantees long-lasting wear.

As part of our extensive collection of Funny T-Shirts, this shirt combines humor and style effortlessly. It's perfect for casual outings, social events, or simply adding a touch of amusement to your everyday life. Express yourself and let your personality shine through with this unique and eye-catching shirt.

Looking for a gift that will bring a smile to someone's face? Look no further! The "If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized" Shirt is a fantastic gift option for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to own this witty and entertaining shirt that will undoubtedly make heads turn. Add the "If You Could Read My Mind, You'd Be Traumatized" Shirt to your collection today and let your sense of humor shine.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.