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Roadkilltshirts has all the funny t shirts that are awesome for those who are looking for novelty T shirts to wear. If love to wear a graphic tees with a funny quote or a witty comment, then these funny T shirts are perfect for you!

The best comical graphic tees for women can be a tough at times because some tshirt for sale online stores only sell funny mens shirts. Here at Roadkill T Shirts, Our shirts come in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Heavy Duty, Talls, Hoodies, super soft and more. Youth, Adult, Tall, and Ladies sizes as well!

• Great Feel: These soft and comfortable shirts are amazing and will outlast your humor.  They feel great against your skin.
• Choices, Choices Choices: Hoodies, Talls, Soft, Heavy Duty, Kids and more.   There are Youth Adult, Tall, Heavy Duty and Womens shirts all at your finger tips.
• Great Quality: Road Kill T shirts are made to last Additionally, these T shirts are always pre shrunk, great fitting and are perfect for any occasion 
• Great Funny Gift: Awesome for Christmas, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, White Elephant Gifts, Father’s Day, a Gift For Grandpa and any child.  
• Very Funny Shirts: Roadkill T Shirts have been selling t shirts online since 2005.   Over 1000 design choices and thousands of options. 

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.