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Title: Embrace the Carefree Life with our "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" Funny T-Shirt Collection

Product Description: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your ultimate destination for humor-infused fashion! Introducing our side-splitting "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" t-shirt collection – the perfect blend of wit and style that celebrates the carefree spirit of retirement.

Description: Congratulations, you've finally retired, and now it's time to live life on your terms! Our "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" t-shirt collection is designed for those who have bid farewell to the daily grind and embrace the freedom of retirement with a "take it easy" attitude. These tees are all about unapologetically enjoying the simple pleasures of life.

Each design in the "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" collection is a witty expression of the carefree mindset that comes with retirement. From funny one-liners to clever graphics, our t-shirts are sure to make a statement and put a smile on your face.

Crafted from premium quality, soft cotton, these t-shirts offer a comfortable and relaxed fit that's perfect for all your adventures in retirement. Whether you're exploring new hobbies, spending quality time with loved ones, or simply lounging, our tees will keep you feeling at ease and looking fabulous.

Why Choose Our "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" Funny T-Shirt Collection?

1. Embrace the Freedom: Retirement is all about enjoying life without worrying about the little things. Our tees embody this carefree spirit, allowing you to wear your newfound freedom with pride.

2. Uniquely Crafted Designs: Our team of talented designers creates exclusive artwork that captures the essence of retirement with humor and flair.

3. Superior Quality: We take pride in delivering t-shirts that not only make you laugh but also stand the test of time. Our high-quality cotton fabric ensures comfort and durability.

4. Perfect Gift Choice: Looking for a fun gift for a new retiree or someone who's about to retire? Our "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" tees make the perfect present to celebrate this milestone.

Embrace the relaxed and carefree lifestyle with our "Retired, Don't Care, Don't Ask" t-shirt collection. At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating life's milestones with humor and style. So why wait? Browse our collection now and find the perfect t-shirt that matches your carefree spirit.

Don't forget to explore our other funny and lighthearted collections, as we have something for every occasion and taste! Embrace the joys of retirement and let the world know that you're living life on your own terms.

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.