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[Headline] "Indulge in Flavorful Fun with our 'Property Of XXL Bacon Juicy Flavor!' Funny Apron Collection!"

[Introduction] Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where we bring humor to the heart of your kitchen! Introducing our 'Property Of XXL Bacon Juicy Flavor!' Funny Apron Collection, designed for the bacon lovers and grill masters in your life. Embrace the sizzle, the taste, and the mouthwatering aroma with these fun and stylish aprons. Let the world know you're the proud owner of the juiciest flavor in town!

[Product Description]

1. XXL Bacon King Apron: Our 'XXL Bacon King' Apron is perfect for those who rule the grill and master the art of bacon magic. With a bold and mouthwatering design, this apron makes a humorous statement about your culinary prowess. Wear it with pride and make every BBQ session a savory success.

2. Juicy Flavor Specialist Apron: For the bacon aficionados who know their way around juicy flavors, our 'Juicy Flavor Specialist' Apron is a must-have. This apron showcases a delicious bacon design that will make your kitchen buddies crave their favorite treat. Be prepared to share your bacon secrets!

3. Baconlicious Grill Master Apron: Unleash your inner grill master with our 'Baconlicious Grill Master' Apron. This apron blends humor and style, featuring a sizzling bacon pattern that will make everyone's mouth water. Put on this apron, fire up the grill, and let the aroma of bacon fill the air.

4. Flippin' and Fryin' Bacon Apron: The 'Flippin' and Fryin' Bacon' Apron is a playful addition to your cooking arsenal. Whether you're flipping bacon on the stove or frying it to perfection, this apron keeps you looking cool and confident. Show off your bacon skills in style!

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in adding a dash of humor to everyday life. Our 'Property Of XXL Bacon Juicy Flavor!' Funny Apron Collection celebrates the love for bacon and the joy of cooking with a smile. When you choose our products, you can expect:

• Premium quality: Our aprons are made from durable materials to withstand the heat of the kitchen.
• Unique designs: Each apron in the collection showcases eye-catching and mouthwatering bacon-themed patterns.
• One size fits all: Our aprons come in a size that fits most, making them a great gift option for friends and family.
• Fast and reliable shipping: Your order will be processed and shipped promptly, arriving at your doorstep in no time.

[Conclusion] Add a flavorful twist to your cooking adventures with our 'Property Of XXL Bacon Juicy Flavor!' Funny Apron Collection. These aprons are a perfect blend of humor and style, making them a must-have for bacon enthusiasts and grill masters alike. Wear them proudly and infuse every kitchen moment with the love of bacon. Shop now and let the baconlicious fun begin!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.