Funny T-shirts

As wise men say, laughter is the best medicine. Indeed, our daily routines can be subject to monotony, and here, comedy offers us an outlet that provides much-needed relief. At Roadkill T-shirts, our Funny T-shirts are guaranteed to put a smile on both your and your beloved’s faces. After all, life’s too short to not smile more! Some of our top favorite funny T-shirts for men and women alike include:

Funny T-shirts

Sometimes a joke at one’s own expense can be the perfect ice breaker. These funny, sarcastic T-shirts are just what you need to seem approachable to those around you. Also, it’s a great way to tell people that you have a sense of humor! Our best ones include:

  1. I’m nicer than my face looks
  2. That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
  3. I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
  4. I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
  5. If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

Our list of funny T-shirt designs would go incomplete without the inclusion of puns. These quirky and funny graphic tees add a subtle twist to your day. It is the perfect way to showcase your intellectual comedic skills and those who appreciate puns will certainly thank you. Our collection includes:

  1. I found this humerus
  2. I’m here to kick ass
  3. I really mustache you a question
  4. The first step is admitting you have a problem
  5. I put the stud in study
  6. Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

It’s important to be able to take a joke but finding the right crowd can be hard sometimes. Let our funny T-shirts online do the screening for you. These jokes may be at the expense of the people reading them, but they offer a unique way of connection. The best-sellers in our cheap, funny T-shirt collections include:

  1. I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
  2. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
  3. Do I look like your therapist?
  4. Someone’s therapist knows all about you
  5. Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

The best kinds of jokes are the ones that expertly craft current affair topics into bite-sized captions. These funny tee-shirts hone in on facts that will both educate and humor those around you. Clothing that never goes out of style will always stay relevant. Here are our top favorites:

  1. 2021 - finally
  2. I washed my hand before it was cool
  3. The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
  4. Stay back 6 feet
  5. 2020 - the year for introverts.
  6. Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

Sometimes the best laughs are the ones that are relatable to those around them. Everyone has a favorite movie or TV-show and our combination of humor and television is just what the doctor ordered. Be sure to get your pick of funny T-shirts for the women and men in your lives. Here’s what we have in store:

  1. The Golf Father
  2. I see dumb people
  3. I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
  4. I am your father
  5. Challenge accepted
  6. Drunkin’ Grownups
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1 20 2021 The End Of An Error

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174 Ba Bacon Yum

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2020 the Year Of Introverts

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3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep The Other Wants To Know If Penguins

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6 Out Of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy

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68 You Owe Me One

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7 Days Without A Pun Makes One Weak

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A Day Without Beer Probably Won't Kill Me

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A Day Without Music Probably Won't Kill Me But Why Take The Chance

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A Day Without Napping Probably Won't Kill Me But Why Take The Chance

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A Friend Will Help You Move But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body

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A Salt With A Deadly Weapon

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Abracadabra! Nope, You're Still Ugly

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Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me

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Adults Suck And Then You Are One

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Alcohol First Then Relatives

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Alcohol Survival Juice

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All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Can't Fly

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Allergic To Stupid People

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Almost Every Hand You've Ever Shaken Has Had A D*ck In It

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Always Give Hundred Percent Unless You're Donating Blood

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Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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American Association Against Acronym Abuse

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Ammo Is Expensive. Do Not Expect A Warning Shot

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An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough

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And God Said And Then There Was Light

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Animals Taste Good

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Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility

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Are These People Really My Relatives?

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As You Get Older Enjoy Taking Naps and Getting Spanked

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Ask Me About My Ability To Annoy Complete Strangers

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Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea

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Awake-ish

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Bacon Makes Everything Better

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Be Careful When You Follow The Masses Sometimes The M Is Silent

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Be The Reason Someone Smiles Today Or The Reason They Drink Whatever Works

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