Funny T-shirts

As wise men say, laughter is the best medicine. Indeed, our daily routines can be subject to monotony, and here, comedy offers us an outlet that provides much-needed relief. At Roadkill T-shirts, our Funny T-shirts are guaranteed to put a smile on both your and your beloved’s faces. After all, life’s too short to not smile more! Some of our top favorite funny T-shirts for men and women alike include:

Funny T-shirts

Sometimes a joke at one’s own expense can be the perfect ice breaker. These funny, sarcastic T-shirts are just what you need to seem approachable to those around you. Also, it’s a great way to tell people that you have a sense of humor! Our best ones include:

  1. I’m nicer than my face looks
  2. That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
  3. I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
  4. I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
  5. If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

Our list of funny T-shirt designs would go incomplete without the inclusion of puns. These quirky and funny graphic tees add a subtle twist to your day. It is the perfect way to showcase your intellectual comedic skills and those who appreciate puns will certainly thank you. Our collection includes:

  1. I found this humerus
  2. I’m here to kick ass
  3. I really mustache you a question
  4. The first step is admitting you have a problem
  5. I put the stud in study
  6. Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

It’s important to be able to take a joke but finding the right crowd can be hard sometimes. Let our funny T-shirts online do the screening for you. These jokes may be at the expense of the people reading them, but they offer a unique way of connection. The best-sellers in our cheap, funny T-shirt collections include:

  1. I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
  2. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
  3. Do I look like your therapist?
  4. Someone’s therapist knows all about you
  5. Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

The best kinds of jokes are the ones that expertly craft current affair topics into bite-sized captions. These funny tee-shirts hone in on facts that will both educate and humor those around you. Clothing that never goes out of style will always stay relevant. Here are our top favorites:

  1. 2021 - finally
  2. I washed my hand before it was cool
  3. The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
  4. Stay back 6 feet
  5. 2020 - the year for introverts.
  6. Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

Sometimes the best laughs are the ones that are relatable to those around them. Everyone has a favorite movie or TV-show and our combination of humor and television is just what the doctor ordered. Be sure to get your pick of funny T-shirts for the women and men in your lives. Here’s what we have in store:

  1. The Golf Father
  2. I see dumb people
  3. I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
  4. I am your father
  5. Challenge accepted
  6. Drunkin’ Grownups
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I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid

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I Told My Wife To Embrace Her Mistakes She Hugged Me

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I See No Go Reason To Act My Age

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Have You Ever Listened To Someone For A While And Wondered

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Don't Grow Up It's A Trap

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I Survived The Toilet Paper Crisis.

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I'm Mom's Favorite

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I Am Currently Unsupervised I know, It Freaks Me Out Too But The Possibilities

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It's OK I'm on 500mgs. of Fukitol

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The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot

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6 Out Of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy

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I Paused My Game To Be Here

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I Did Not Mean To Offend You, That Was Just A Bonus

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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask A Stupid Question

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Be Careful When You Follow The Masses Sometimes The M Is Silent

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I May Be Old, But I Got To See All The Cool Bands

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I Didn't Mean to Push Your Buttons I Was Just Looking For Mute

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Surprise Sex Is The Best Thing To Wake Up To. Unless You're In Prison

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Every Day, Thousands Of Innocent Plants Are Killed By Vegetarians

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If You Say Gullible Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges

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If You're Offended I'll Help You Pack

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I Got Your Back

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I Tried It At Home

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Some Days, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Restraints

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Calm Down Karen I'm Not The Manager

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I Often Worry About The Safety Of My Children

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Someone Has To Set A Bad Example

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Try Saying "Do I Smell Popcorn" After You Fart, So Everybody Takes A Deep Breath.

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I've Done Terrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work

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I Would Lose Weight But I Hate Losing

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If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In See If That Works

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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

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I Shook My Family Tree And A Bunch Of Nuts Fell Out

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If History Repeats Itself I Am So Getting A Dinosaur

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How To Pick Up Chicks

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I Am An Enganeer Engeneer Enginear I'm Good With Math

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