Funny T-shirts

As wise men say, laughter is the best medicine. Indeed, our daily routines can be subject to monotony, and here, comedy offers us an outlet that provides much-needed relief. At Roadkill T-shirts, our Funny T-shirts are guaranteed to put a smile on both your and your beloved’s faces. After all, life’s too short to not smile more! Some of our top favorite funny T-shirts for men and women alike include:

Funny T-shirts

Sometimes a joke at one’s own expense can be the perfect ice breaker. These funny, sarcastic T-shirts are just what you need to seem approachable to those around you. Also, it’s a great way to tell people that you have a sense of humor! Our best ones include:

  1. I’m nicer than my face looks
  2. That awkward moment when someone reads your T-shirt
  3. I can’t have kids, my dog is allergic
  4. I’m not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking
  5. If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

The pun in “punny”:

Our list of funny T-shirt designs would go incomplete without the inclusion of puns. These quirky and funny graphic tees add a subtle twist to your day. It is the perfect way to showcase your intellectual comedic skills and those who appreciate puns will certainly thank you. Our collection includes:

  1. I found this humerus
  2. I’m here to kick ass
  3. I really mustache you a question
  4. The first step is admitting you have a problem
  5. I put the stud in study
  6. Beards. They grow on you!

Quirky insults:

It’s important to be able to take a joke but finding the right crowd can be hard sometimes. Let our funny T-shirts online do the screening for you. These jokes may be at the expense of the people reading them, but they offer a unique way of connection. The best-sellers in our cheap, funny T-shirt collections include:

  1. I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
  2. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
  3. Do I look like your therapist?
  4. Someone’s therapist knows all about you
  5. Not a hugger

Timeless comedy:

The best kinds of jokes are the ones that expertly craft current affair topics into bite-sized captions. These funny tee-shirts hone in on facts that will both educate and humor those around you. Clothing that never goes out of style will always stay relevant. Here are our top favorites:

  1. 2021 - finally
  2. I washed my hand before it was cool
  3. The 90’s - many memories, no evidence.
  4. Stay back 6 feet
  5. 2020 - the year for introverts.
  6. Home school valedictorian: class of 2020

TV show and movie references:

Sometimes the best laughs are the ones that are relatable to those around them. Everyone has a favorite movie or TV-show and our combination of humor and television is just what the doctor ordered. Be sure to get your pick of funny T-shirts for the women and men in your lives. Here’s what we have in store:

  1. The Golf Father
  2. I see dumb people
  3. I’m the quiet neighbor with the big freezer
  4. I am your father
  5. Challenge accepted
  6. Drunkin’ Grownups
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Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe

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Zombie Response Team Kill Or Be Eaten

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Your Team Sucks

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You're Nuttier Than A Squirrel Turd

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You're Dead To Me

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You Say I'm Crazy I Call It Mentally Unrestricted

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You People Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything

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You May Be Dixlesyc

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You Look Really Stupid With Your Head Like That

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You Know What Your Problem Is You're Stupid

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You Know What I Like About People? Their Dogs.

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You Know The Little Thing Inside Your Head That Keeps Saying Things You Shouldn't

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You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer

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You Had Me At Weed

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You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident"

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You Ever Have One Of Those Days? Fuck: Off, You, Me, Us, It, Everything, This

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You Don't Do Stupid Things While Young You'll Have Nothing To Smile About When Old

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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions

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You Can't Scare Me I Have A Daughter

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You Can't Get Peer Pressured If You Don't Have Any Friends

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You Can't Get Arrested For Being Awesome

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You Can Do This - Coffee

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Yo're Gonna Make Me Crumb

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Yippy-Ki-Yay-Mother-Fu@!a

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Yes, I Know There's A Special Place In Hell For Me. It's Called A Throne

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Yep Still Single

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World's Gayest Sister

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Working Tomorrow For A Better Today

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With A Shirt This Awesome, Who Needs Pants

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Wish I Was At Home With My Dog

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Wish I Was At Home With My Cat

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Why Be Difficult With A Little Effort You Can Be Impossible

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Whoever Said That Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend Never Owned A Dog

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When You Get Angry Take A Deep Breath And Count To Ten.

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When Nothing Is Going Right Go Fishing

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When I Was A Kid This Is Not What I Expected

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