Sarcastic T-Shirts
Explore our Funny Sarcastic T-Shirts for adults, couples, and teachers. High-quality, creative, and comfortable spooky humor. Shop now!
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If You're Offended I'll Help You Pack
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If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It's Because Of Their Haircut
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If You Need Anything Reconsider
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If You Love Someone Let Them Sleep
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If You Find Me Annoying I Suggest You Stop Finding Me
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If People Could Read My Mind... I'd Get Punched In The Face A Lot
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If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In See If That Works
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If I Had A Dollar For Everytime I Got Distracted...I Wish I Had Some Ice Cream
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If I Get to Heaven, Everybody goes
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I've Done Terrible Things For Money Like Waking Up Early To Go To Work
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I'm Sorry, I Can'T Talk To You Today. I Talked To Two People Yesterday
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I'm Sorry If I Offended You WIth My Common Sense
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I'm Sorry For Saying Sorry So Much Sorry
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I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
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I'm Only Responsible For What I Say, Not For What You Understand
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I'm Not Worried About What You Think, Because I Can See You Don't Do It Very Often
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I'm Not Stubborn, My Way Is Just Better
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I'm Not Lazy, I Just Enjoy Doing Nothing
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I'm Not Lazy I'm Saving Energy
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I'm Not Fluent In Idiot. Could You Please Speak More Slowly?
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I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference
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I'm Not Always Rude & Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep.
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I'm Not Always Right But I'm Never Wrong
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I'm Not A Complete Idiot. Some Parts Are Missing
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I'm Much More Comfortable Criticizing People Behind Their Backs
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I'm Going To Go Stand Outside, So If Anyone Asks, I'm Outstanding
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I'm Finally Old Enough To Do Anything I Want*Too Tired To Actually Do It
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I'm Already Visualizing You With Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
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I'm Already Bored On Behalf Of Tomorrow
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I'm Actually Not Funny, I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking
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Sarcasm may be considered the lowest form of humor, but it is still the highest show of intelligence. Mastering what you say to imply what you're not saying is comedy at its finest. Our range of sarcastic t-shirts or funny t-shirts will do all the talking for you and help get your day started the right way. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a friend, these shirts will only brighten up your wardrobe. Turn on your charm by exploring the many sarcastic tee shirts within our collection.
Sarcastic Quotes for T-Shirts
Sometimes you want a shirt to express the exact sentiments you’re feeling. Our funny sarcastic t-shirts within this range pay homage to the art of sarcasm itself. For the ironic, satirical friend in your group, no other gift would compare. Here are some of the quirky options for sarcastic gift you can choose from:
- “I’m only sarcastic when I’m speaking.”
- “How Sarcasm is made: Step One, Ask me a question.”
- “Sarcasm is just one free service we offer.”
- “I gave up sarcasm. It’s going great.”
- “Sarcasm is my defense for your stupid.”
Sarcastic Graphic Tees
The clothes we wear are a form of expression. Clothing is meant to paint an accurate picture for you and convey what you’re thinking. This is precisely what our sarcastic T-shirts do here. These graphics add another dimension to your quirky statements so that they’re easily noticeable and appreciated by friends, family, and coworkers. Here are some of our favorites:
- “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- “Problem solved.”
- “If you’re offended, I’ll help you pack.”
- “I’m here to kick ass.”
- “Wearing my sarcasm like a badge of honor.”
- “Funny saying: Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”
- “Funny saying: My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.”
- “Funny sayings: I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm is my love language.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm loading...please wait.”
- “Graphic tees: My sarcasm level is expert.”
- “Graphic tees: Warning! This shirt may contain sarcasm.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm is just one of my many talents.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm is how I hug.”
- “Graphic tees: I speak fluent sarcasm.”
- “Graphic tees: Sarcasm - the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
Sarcastic Comeback T-Shirts
There is sometimes no greater joy than laughing at the expense of those around you, especially when it is mutual. Our sarcastic shirts online within this range hope to put a smile on the faces of those reacting to your wardrobe addition and sarcastic gift. These pieces help strangers know just how comedic you are. Who knows? Maybe you’ll even find a sarcastic soul mate or two. Check out what you can choose from:
- “I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.”
- “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.”
- “I did not mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.”
- “I’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.”
Sarcastic Holiday T-Shirts
The holiday season is usually spent in celebration with family, friends, and loved ones. That also means it is spent spreading cheer and laughter. Whether it’s a sarcastic Halloween shirt or a sarcastic Christmas shirt, we have it all! These sarcastic tee shirts are meant to put a smile on everyone’s faces by being the true representation of irony itself. Dressing up and making fun of other people just got a whole lot easier! Here’s what you can choose from:
- “Permanently on the naughty list.”
- “Cupid is stupid.”
- “Strangers have the best candy.”
- “Merry Christmas. Sorry, I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”
- “Cheap ass Halloween costume.”
- “Santa’s Favorite Ho.”
- “Witch better have my candy.”